I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you

oh dang...so i go on heidi fishers web site and snoop around, she has quite a bit to check out if you have some time...and find...duh DAH!!! a little jack handy...dang...i'm chuckin...so it takes a bit...just keep reading and soon you'll be laughing out loud...personal favorite? feel free to leave one in my comments box...jack never gets old...http://farstrider.net/DeepThoughts/Handey.htm

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."....oh jack! seriously...maybe its not funny untill you read four or five...so go check it out